Wednesday, November 23, 2011

I don't want to live on this planet anymore


Just when I thought that the world could not get any weirder, I came to hear about a certain bill that the Congress of America is in the process of implementing. Recently Obama has been advocating that it is imperative that we combat obesity and the best way to that is by reforming the school lunch program. He argued that potatoes and other fattening foods should be reduced and more healthy nutrients be included. Well the Congress did just that. Instead of changing the menu they simply redefined it. Among the many things the most absurd is “the tomato sauce on a pizza is sufficient vegetable consumption for students.” They have effectively classified pizza as a vegetable.



Now I have had pizza many times, I love it. But not once has it ever crossed my mind that it can ever in any way whatsoever be classified as a vegetable.


In the above picture just tell me how can a legal government document which is supposed to fight childhood obesity ever consider that a pizza can actually be supplemented as a vegetable? Okay it has tomatoes in it. Also it has olives, onions, and everything, but with the amount of cheese, and sugar that it contains it can’t help anyone combat obesity.

6 comments:

  1. Dekhain, Degree degree hoti hai, chahay naqli ho ya asal
    Aur Pizza Healthy hota hai, chahay us mein fruit hon ya sabzian.
    Sth tells me Herman Cain had a hand in this. But then again, he has his hands in many other 'places.
    Well, any excuse to force mum to make Pizza...
    On a serious note, heres just another reason why im against parliamentary democracy

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  2. AAnd this country is the most powerful in the world

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  3. That is correct.

    by the way i borrowed the memes from www.memebase.com

    will start making my own in a while inshallah

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  4. Ye Obama hai ya Bobama....
    Methinks i read Bobama somewhere :)

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